Out of Context

Just a couple of things that were funny - both in and out of context:

"You just don't know what Rush Limbaugh does to me."

and...

"Before you start, ask yourself, 'Do I really need a yarn octopus?'"

Spam Emails Gone Wild!

It's pretty hard to go through a day without getting at least ONE spam message over email. Gmail is fantastic about filtering, so I very rarely see it in my inbox - BUT when it arrives in my junk folder, I still see that bold Spam (1). Drives me crazy - I'm anal retentive enough to delete everything even though, after 30 days, it will delete itself.

That being said, I see some really bizarre subject lines, but the ones lately have been...extra interesting. There was "Nasa to Use Space Shuttles to Kill Birds!" And "Mike Tyson to Fight Michael Jackson!" But the most vile and horrible spam email subject line I've ever seen is the one I got this evening:

"McCain Sex Tapes!"

Oh god. *BARF*

A Crash Course in Construction Terms

My maturity knows no boundaries...

Buttstrap, according to dictionary.com, means "(in metal construction) a plate which overlaps and fastens two pieces butted together."

Still. *snrk*

Anyway, I found that paper on my fax machine this morning.